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Similarly, I don't care how good Stephen Hendry is or how Ronnie O'Sullivan started playing left-handed because he was bored of winning everything right-handedly—I'd rather wait for the idle animations on Jimmy White's Whirlwind Snooker. And no, I will never watch a full baseball match because even I have limits, but I've found myself playing a fair bit of Super Mega Baseball recently.The list goes on, and on, and on. The power of gaming goes well beyond just being an infinite melting pot for every imagination that has ever and will ever exist—it's something that actually makes the hammer throw interesting.Basically, what I'm saying is: All sports are shit, let's go get drunk and play video games instead.Follow Ian Dransfield on Twitter.New on VICE Sports, where we cover real sports: The Beauty and the Bollocks of Football Songs